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Monday, December 30, 2013

Fuck You I’m Me #8 – Ring! (Dedicated to Peter Gunz & Amina) #LHHP

So tell me again
Why did you accept the ring?
Was it the Money?
Yours or his self-esteem
That couldn't say no
But instead you both chose to proceed
Collect your $200.00 and pass go
Now you both looking stupid
Asking for a refund
Access denied
Again I ask
Why did you accept the ring?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Fuck You I’m Me #7 - Love Language

What is your Love Language?                                             
Do you know what it is?
If not, let’s explore together
There are Five Love Languages
  •   Words of Affirmation
  •   Physical Touch
  •   Acts of Service
  •   Gifts
  •   Quality Time
So where do you fall in line
Have you took the time
To figure out the rhyme of your heart
What makes you fall so deeply in love?
Is it the words that follow a person’s actions?
The Physical Touch that makes you blush
The Acts of Service just because

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Crown Certified Moment #3 - The Cookie Monsters

Public Service Announcement
Ladies Hide Your Cookies
Put them in a Cookie Jar
Keep it in the freezer
Don’t bake it
Play with it
Just wrap it up
And save it for later
I promise it will not stale
I promise it’s worth the story to tell

Monday, December 16, 2013

Crown Certified Moment - Free-Style #2

Okay we’re both grown
I understand you don’t want to be alone
Nor do I
So let’s stop hiding behind the bush
Playing hide and seek
Please believe baby
I’m the only woman you need
A Queen
Straight Crown Certified

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Crown Certified Moment - Free-Style #1

I’m not your normal
I’m okay with that
Far from the typical
Real Queens and Kings realize that
One of a kind
A dime can’t compare
To my billion dollar smile
Baby
So with your other nine cents
Go get a coke and a frown
Boo

Monday, December 9, 2013

Dating Prison - Mr. Playboy #5

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5
Name: Mr. Playboy
Age: 29
Likes: Vulnerability 
Dislikes: Rejection
Victim Eligible: No

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Fuck You I’m Me #6 - Mother’s Keeper

A Fetal can only Consume                                                                     
What the mother Endures
Shared blood running through Their veins
Emotional Trauma reacts in the same way
It Deteriorates the body, mind and soul
Am I my mother’s Keeper?
Is my mother my Keeper?
If there is a thin line
Between love and hate
One could justify
The Truth and False of Reality

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Dating Prison - Mr. Youngster #4

Name: Mr. Youngster
Age: 25
Likes: Women like his mother
Dislikes: Height jokes
Victim Eligible: Pending review - Maturity 
Charge: Stalker Qualities

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Fuck You I'm Me #5 - Problem?

You have a problem with me?                                 
I think it’s funny and I could care less
It took me years to understand why
I get it but please quit it
I’m NOT going to dumb myself down
Play the victim role
Climb up and down that pole
Let you twist my thoughts
Take advantage of my soul
Sorry boo try again
My worth surpasses the price of Gold
If you didn't know

Monday, November 11, 2013

Dating Prison - Mr. Creepy #3

Name: Mr. Creepy 
Age: 31
Likes: Feisty women
Dislikes: Non-feisty women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: Stare Crazy

Monday, November 4, 2013

Dating Prison - Mr. Liar #2

Name: Mr. Liar Age: 34
Likes: All women
Dislikes: Being committed to one woman
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Living a double life
Sentence:  Life

Monday, October 28, 2013

Dating Prison - Mr. Fraudulent #1

Name: Mr. Fraudulent Age: 38
Likes: Younger women
Dislikes: Older women
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Fraud

Friday, September 20, 2013

Popular Poems - Family First

I hear these two words often                                                               
Family First
However
Do you truly put your Family First?
I'm not discrediting those that actually exemplify Family First
The definition of Family is a group consisting of children and parents under the same household
Or
Descendants of a common ancestor
Such as family tree and bloodline
The definition of First is coming before all others in time or order
Such as earliest and 1st
Or
Position, rank, and importance
Now I'll ask the question again
Do you truly put Family First?

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Popular Poems - They be like


GDI’s be like:
No the fuck she didn't?

Wait…is she a dyke now?

Me:
Yes the fuck I did (chuckle)
I'm not my hair
So yeah
You can't run through it
Did she really do that?
Is this real?
Did someone Photoshop?
Pump your breaks dear
Hell yea

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Popular Poems - Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line                                              
So sad
It’s a contract boo
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
If you wasn't ready boo
You should have never came through
Get down on one knee
Ask me to marry you

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Popular Poems - 30 and 1st Amendment

You damn right                                                                         
I’m 30 and...
I have the right
To say what the fuck I want
Damn it
Yes sir and ma'am
This is NOT pg. 13

**********Disclaimer**********

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Popular Poems - My Shorty

She'll have her first billion 
By 40
She’s not your typically
Not your normal shorty
Fuck your money and that 2020 Mercedes Benz
Shorty got true talents
She ain't worried about that materialist shit
Her grind makes her pussy wet
Your dick is attracted to it
A fucking fiesta
Punta’s under her umbrella
No matter how real she maybe
You simple creatures
Don't get it

Friday, July 19, 2013

Popular Poems - Never Know (A Letter to Zimmerman from Trayvon Martin)

Dear Mr. Zimmerman,                                                      
Hello Sir
This is Trayvon Martin
I'm unable to converse with you
For the obvious reasons
Therefore I come to you in spirit
First I want you to know
I forgive you
I come to you as humble as I can be
Knowing that my purpose on earth has been served
If it's uncertain to you in any type of way
Please listen and let me explain

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Popular Poems - I'm Glad - Snack

Baby                                                                     
Sweetie
Darling
Thank You
I'm glad I didn't let you utilize my heart
Like protocols
I'm already edited boo
There's no copy and pasting
No transition to place in
I am the introduction
The body
And
The end

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Popular Poems - Baby Prince

Baby you're everything I want                                                  
And everything I need
Please tell me what you want
I'll give you everything you need
If you're 401K
Baby I'll  invest completely
As long as the results equal you and me
Satisfaction is guaranteed
Please baby by all means
Ditch the receipt
Stop playing with these babies
A QUEEN is what you need
Don't be scared
Don't be shy

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Popular Poems - Pussy Hairs

Look here little girl                                                                              
There is so many aspects of a Diva
Its' ridiculous
So for the moment
I must keep it REAL and RAW
Stay out of my pussy hairs
I know you like that funny shit
But I'm strictly dickly over here
Please don't let this smile deceive you
For some simple chick
However understand
Yes I'm THAT chick
Business by day
Poetic murderer by night

Monday, May 20, 2013

Popular Poems - Stop Running

All I ask
Please sweetie
Stop running
If not for me
Stop for yourself
Embrace this love
You never felt
Let me show you
Where God's love begins
I promise if you let me
I will also show you
Where God's love will never end
All I ask
Please sweetie
Stop running

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Popular Poems - I can’t…

Please let me reintroduce myself                                                    
My name is Mz-AM
For those that do not know what Mz-AM stands for…
Here you go
Mz-Analytical Muse
I’m extremely Analytical and I like to play with my words
It’s 2013 I’m gone with the wind CROWN CERTIFIED (lol)

It’s nothing anyone can do or say to change that status
If you know me
You know I don’t have time for any negativity
If I ever get to the point I want to beat your ass
You might want to thank the last 5 years of growth honestly

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Popular Poems - Happy Valentines Day Mz-AM Poetry (For Couples and Singles)

Happy Valentines Day Mz-AM Poetry!    
(For Couples and Singles)

Couples

In this thing we call life
We are meant to find someone
At some point that is pleasing to the eye
Someone that will love you more than anything in this world
Flaws and all
The five love laws
Where you love that person

Monday, February 11, 2013

Situations #13: Sex Dreams (Rated "S" Sexual)

Disclaimer
Due to doctor-patient confidentiality names will not be released

Therapist: Hello Ms. ____, What brings you in today?
Client: I think I have a problem or perhaps I might be going crazy.

Therapist: What do you mean, please explain.
Client: Well it's a long story but here it goes...

I have not dated within the last year
I work two jobs
I do not have time for temporary good or bad knobs
So let's be clear
I have no problem getting myself off

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Situations #12: Instantly Single

Shawn 30
Michelle 28
Happy couple
Both attractive
Well known professional class citizens
Shawn a lawyer
Michelle an accountant
They’ve been in a committed relationship for 2 years
No children
Chemistry unbelievable
Sex be popping
Bedroom always rocking
With different festivities
If you know what I mean
Handcuffs