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Friday, May 30, 2014

Dating Prison #9 – Mr. Facebook Creeping

Name: Mr. Facebook Creeping Age: 36
Likes: Single women
Dislikes: Women w/ children
Victim Eligible: No
Charge:  (3 counts of) Dishonesty & (3 counts of) Disloyalty
Sentence:  Divorce per wife, Sex Arrest (Rehab) for 2 years, and Counseling

Friday, May 16, 2014

Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating

Name: Mr. Online Dating  Age: N/A
Likes: N/A
Dislikes: N/A
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Do not listen to your girls
Sentence:  Use at will
The Blind Date was successful
My girls thought I should take it up a notch

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date

Name: Mr. Blind Date Age: 36
Likes: Confident women
Dislikes: Passive aggressive women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date
Sentence:  Second Date
So I’ve been single for a minute
The girls persuade me to go on a blind date