You Simple B!tches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some
class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've
started an organization to help y'all Simple B!tches. The organization first
objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple B!TCH. The second
objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to
provide you with psychiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a
therapist preventing you to not relapse. You can't define a Simple Bi!tch with
one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you
must meet one of the following:
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
The American Pie
Men I know how much you love that American Pie
Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it
However some ladies have shared entirely too much pie
Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue
Ladies pie is that dessert you serve
On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously, or when you feel freaky
To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy,
boyfriend, or boo
Because you know how much he deserves or need it
Sunday, December 11, 2011
"I DO"
I Mz-AM take you
_____ ______ to be my husband
My partner in life
My one true love
You are God's greatest gift to me
My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing
I will value our friendship, marriage, and love
Every second, minute, and hour
Everyday, tomorrow, and forever
I will honor and trust you beyond belief
I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you
I will love you faithfully despite
The good, bad, and ugly
No matter the obstacle I will be there
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Attention Whore (Application)
Hello
my name is _____ _____! (If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks)
Yes
I'm an attention whore
For
those of you that do not understand
Please
let me define
"Attention
Whore"
Attention
whores are persons (like me)
Who
crave attention to such extent
That
they will do anything
YES
ANYTHING to receive it
The
type of attention
Negative
or Positive does not matter
See
I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside
And
clearly fucked up on the inside
Monday, November 7, 2011
F**k You I’m Me #3 - Looking A$$ B!tches
When dealing with bull sh!t
But it’s always that simple b!tch
Wondering what I’m doing
Keeping tabs on my clit
When she need to be
Worried about her š
And how he's fantasizing
About licking between my lips
Now don’t get me wrong
I’m not that type of chick
Trust what I got its legit
So she says
Who am I to say
F**k You I’m ME
Who am I not to care
What others think
I can’t defend you BOO BOO
Thursday, November 3, 2011
I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes!
This is the realist shit
I could EVER write about you
Excluding your obituary
I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes
I can agree its been fucked up since the start
On both parts
I mean you were born into this world
With no chance of the American Dream
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Missing You
Its the power of commitment
That makes me lose my mind
Craving the look in your eyes
While you fall in love with me
Over and over again
Damn boo
I'm missing you
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Love Drops by: Mz-AM and BobbyThePoet
....I wish
Love drops would fall
I don't mind to get wet
Let each drop
Touch me
Protect me
Cover me
Take over my entire body
I will not take shield
I will embrace it
Roll around
Play with it
Inhale like a fein
Straight face it
I wanna taste it
Just one more time
Hell its worth the try
What Are You Talking About? (Part 2) By: Manifested feat. Mz-AM
*****Disclaimer: The following poem is a poetic argument between a husband and wife. Manifested and Mz-AM are just playing characters. No poet was harmed during the creation of this poem.*****
What are you talking about?
You use to be mind blowing, now you just make me wanna blow my brains out.
What are you talking about?
Your voice use to be the rhythm of which my ear drum would beat,
Now your voice sounds like a war cry, got me surrendering and running in retreat.
What are you talking about?
Cause the language you speaking I just don’t understand,
Need I remind you im not your child, Or did you forget im your man.
What are you talking about?
I used to miss you even when you were just in the other room,
Now I no longer desire to be in your presence, the love I once had is now consumed.
Or should I say confused, I have tried to make peace with you, but you refuse…
To make amends, let bygones be bygones,
I wont the madness to stop, but you keep pushing me on and on.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Call Before You Cum (Rated R - Real)
Call before you come
I'll get it wet
Call before you come
Never forget
Call before you come
This here is lethal
Call before you come
I'll have you in a fetal
Position
Baby if you don't call
How do I know when you're Cuming
Tell me
What does it take
Wait
Let me guess
The Forward Flex
I know how you like to take charge
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
The Steakhouse - Popular Poems
I need some meat
Not that 6oz they try to serve me at Outback
And it's overpriced
I'll take a ribeye
More like 16oz
Yea that's worth it
Perfect price
Don't give me a sirloin
I'll feel like
I've been cheated
You know
Too slim
Not thick enough
Its clearly a 5oz but your telling its a 10oz
The size overall
Unsuccessful
The satisfaction I'm requesting
By the look of things
Mission NOT completed
Give me what I need
I need some meat
A T-Bone
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