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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Simple B!tches: Top 20

You Simple B!tches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've started an organization to help y'all Simple B!tches. The organization first objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple B!TCH. The second objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to provide you with psychiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a therapist preventing you to not relapse. You can't define a Simple Bi!tch with one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you must meet one of the following:

Friday, December 16, 2011

The American Pie

Men I know how much you love that American Pie
Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it
However some ladies have shared entirely too much pie
Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue
Ladies pie is that dessert you serve
On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously,  or when you feel freaky
To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy, boyfriend, or boo
Because you know how much he deserves or need it

Sunday, December 11, 2011

"I DO"

I Mz-AM take you
_____ ______ to be my husband
My partner in life
My one true love
You are God's greatest gift to me
My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing
I will value our friendship, marriage, and love
Every second, minute, and hour
Everyday, tomorrow, and forever
I will honor and trust you beyond belief
I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you
I will love you faithfully despite
The good, bad, and ugly
No matter the obstacle I will be there

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____! (If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks)
Yes I'm an attention whore
For those of you that do not understand
Please let me define
"Attention Whore" 
Attention whores are persons (like me)
Who crave attention to such extent
That they will do anything
YES ANYTHING to receive it
The type of attention
Negative or Positive does not matter
See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside
And clearly fucked up on the inside

Monday, November 7, 2011

F**k You I’m Me #3 - Looking A$$ B!tches

I promise I try to be a lady                                
When dealing with bull sh!t
But it’s always that simple b!tch
Wondering what I’m doing
Keeping tabs on my clit
When she need to be
Worried about her  šŸ†
And how he's fantasizing
About licking between my lips
Now don’t get me wrong
I’m not that type of chick
Trust what I got its legit
So she says
Who am I to say
F**k You I’m ME
Who am I not to care
What others think
I can’t defend you BOO BOO

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes!

This is the realist shit
I could EVER write about you
Excluding your obituary
I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes
I can agree its been fucked up since the start
On both parts
I mean you were born into this world
With no chance of the American Dream

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Missing You

Its the power of commitment
That makes me lose my mind
Craving the look in your eyes
While you fall in love with me
Over and over again
Damn boo
I'm missing you

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Love Drops by: Mz-AM and BobbyThePoet

Its moments like this    
....I wish
Love drops would fall
I don't mind to get wet
Let each drop
Touch me
Protect me
Cover me
Take over my entire body
I will not take shield
I will embrace it
Roll around
Play with it
Inhale like a fein
Straight face it
I wanna taste it
Just one more time
Hell its worth the try

What Are You Talking About? (Part 2) By: Manifested feat. Mz-AM

*****Disclaimer: The following poem is a poetic argument between a husband and wife. Manifested and Mz-AM are just playing characters. No poet was harmed during the creation of this poem.*****

What are you talking about?
You use to be mind blowing, now you just make me wanna blow my brains out.
What are you talking about?
Your voice use to be the rhythm of which my ear drum would beat,
Now your voice sounds like a war cry, got me surrendering and running in retreat.
What are you talking about?
Cause the language you speaking I just don’t understand,
Need I remind you im not your child, Or did you forget im your man.
What are you talking about?
I used to miss you even when you were just in the other room,
Now I no longer desire to be in your presence, the love I once had is now consumed.
Or should I say confused, I have tried to make peace with you, but you refuse…
To make amends, let bygones be  bygones,
I wont the madness to stop, but you keep pushing me on and on.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Call Before You Cum (Rated R - Real)

Call before you come 
I'll get it wet
Call before you come
Never forget
Call before you come
This here is lethal
Call before you come
I'll have you in a fetal
Baby if you don't call
How do I know when you're Cuming
Tell me
What does it take
Let me guess
The Forward Flex
I know how you like to take charge

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Steakhouse - Popular Poems

I need some meat
Not that 6oz they try to serve me at Outback
And it's overpriced
I'll take a ribeye
More like 16oz
Yea that's worth it
Perfect price
Don't give me a sirloin
I'll feel like
I've been cheated
You know
Too slim
Not thick enough
Its clearly a 5oz but your telling its a 10oz
The size overall
The satisfaction I'm requesting
By the look of things
Mission NOT completed
Give me what I need
I need some meat
A T-Bone