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Thursday, January 2, 2014

F**k You I’m Me # 9 - Why AM I Single?

I've been asked this question for years                                   
Thus I've decided to answer it
The question is “Why are you Single?”
Typically I would respond
“Because the right man hasn't approached me yet”
Or
“I don’t have time for anyone, I’m too busy”
Or
“I want to know the same thing” lol
Now these responses are true
However
They were at different times in my life
I’m now 30 and I was asked the same question yesterday
My response was “I don’t know but I do know”
Crazy, right?
Actually it makes perfect sense
Let me explain
Having a preference is a great attribute
It keeps an individual aligned with reality

Monday, December 30, 2013

F**k You I’m Me #8 – Ring! (Dedicated to Peter Gunz & Amina) #LHHP

So tell me again
Why did you accept the ring?
Was it the Money?
Yours or his self-esteem
That couldn't say no
But instead you both chose to proceed
Collect your $200.00 and pass go
Now you both looking stupid
Asking for a refund
Access denied
Again I ask
Why did you accept the ring?
If it wasn't for Love
The Union and God
It wasn't a marriage from the start
Really
How can you be surprised with the end?
So why did you accept the ring?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

F**k You I’m Me #7 – Love Language

What is your Love Language?                                             
Do you know what it is?
If not, let’s explore together
There are Five Love Languages

  •   Words of Affirmation
  •   Physical Touch
  •   Acts of Service
  •   Gifts
  •   Quality Time
So where do you fall in line
Have you took the time
To figure out the rhyme of your heart
What makes you fall so deeply in love?
Is it the words that follow a person’s actions?
The Physical Touch that makes you blush
The Acts of Service just because

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Crown Certified Moment #3 - The Cookie Monsters

Public Service Announcement
Ladies Hide Your Cookies
Put them in a Cookie Jar
Keep it in the freezer
Don’t bake it
Play with it
Just wrap it up
And save it for later
I promise it will not stale
I promise it’s worth the story to tell

Monday, December 16, 2013

Crown Certified Moment - Free-Style #2

Okay we’re both grown
I understand you don’t want to be alone
Nor do I
So let’s stop hiding behind the bush
Playing hide and seek
Please believe baby
I’m the only woman you need
A Queen
Straight Crown Certified