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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Youngster #4

Name: Mr. Youngster
Age: 25
Likes: Women like his mother
Dislikes: Height jokes
Victim Eligible: Pending review - Maturity 
Charge: Stalker Qualities

Sunday, November 17, 2013

F***k You I'm Me #5 – Problem? - Popular Poems

You have a problem with me?                                 
I think it’s funny and I could care less
It took me years to understand why
I get it but please quit it
I’m NOT going to dumb myself down
Play the victim role
Climb up and down that pole
Let you twist my thoughts
Take advantage of my soul
Sorry boo try again
My worth surpasses the price of Gold
If you didn't know
You've just been told
I’m different
Pretty damn gifted
I understand struggle
From the beginning
To the deep end

Monday, November 11, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Creepy #3

Name: Mr. Creepy 
Age: 31
Likes: Feisty women
Dislikes: Non-feisty women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: Stare Crazy

Monday, November 4, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Liar #2

Name: Mr. Liar Age: 34
Likes: All women
Dislikes: Being committed to one woman
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Living a double life
Sentence:  Life

Monday, October 28, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Fraudulent #1

Name: Mr. Fraudulent Age: 38
Likes: Younger women
Dislikes: Older women
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Fraud