Dating Prison – Mr. Creepy #3

Name: Mr. Creepy 
Age: 31

Likes: Feisty women

Dislikes: Non-feisty women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: Stare Crazy

Dating Prison – Mr. Liar #2

Name: Mr. Liar Age: 34

Likes: All women

Dislikes: Being committed to one woman

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Living a double life

Sentence:  Life

Dating Prison – Mr. Fraudulent #1

Name: Mr. Fraudulent Age: 38

Likes: Younger women

Dislikes: Older women

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Fraud

Family First

I hear these two words often

Family First

However

Do you truly put your Family First?

I'm not discrediting those that actually exemplify Family First

The definition of Family is a group consisting of children and parents under the same household

Or

Descendants of a common ancestor

Such as family tree and bloodline

The definition of First is coming before all others in time or order

Such as earliest and 1^st

Or

Position, rank, and importance

Now I'll ask the question again

Do you truly put Family First?

They be like

GDI’s be like:

No the fuck she didn't?

Wait…is she a dyke now?

Me:

Yes the fuck I did (chuckle)

I'm not my hair

So yeah

You can't run through it

Did she really do that?

Is this real?

Did someone Photoshop?

Pump your breaks dear

Hell yea

You're in the wrong Lane

Car

Speed limit

City

State and zip code

Stuck on the side of the road

Beware

I’m not my hair