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Monday, December 30, 2013

Fuck You I’m Me #8 – Ring! (Dedicated to Peter Gunz & Amina) #LHHP

So tell me again
Why did you accept the ring?
Was it the Money?
Yours or his self-esteem
That couldn't say no
But instead you both chose to proceed
Collect your $200.00 and pass go
Now you both looking stupid
Asking for a refund
Access denied
Again I ask
Why did you accept the ring?
If it wasn't for Love
The Union and God
It wasn't a marriage from the start
Really
How can you be surprised with the end?
So why did you accept the ring?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Fuck You I’m Me #7 – Love Language

What is your Love Language?                                             
Do you know what it is?
If not, let’s explore together
There are Five Love Languages

  •   Words of Affirmation
  •   Physical Touch
  •   Acts of Service
  •   Gifts
  •   Quality Time
So where do you fall in line
Have you took the time
To figure out the rhyme of your heart
What makes you fall so deeply in love?
Is it the words that follow a person’s actions?
The Physical Touch that makes you blush
The Acts of Service just because

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Crown Certified Moment #3 - The Cookie Monsters

Public Service Announcement
Ladies Hide Your Cookies
Put them in a Cookie Jar
Keep it in the freezer
Don’t bake it
Play with it
Just wrap it up
And save it for later
I promise it will not stale
I promise it’s worth the story to tell

Monday, December 16, 2013

Crown Certified Moment - Free-Style #2

Okay we’re both grown
I understand you don’t want to be alone
Nor do I
So let’s stop hiding behind the bush
Playing hide and seek
Please believe baby
I’m the only woman you need
A Queen
Straight Crown Certified

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Crown Certified Moment Free-Style #1

I’m not your normal
I’m okay with that
Far from the typical
Real Queens and Kings realize that
One of a kind
A dime can’t compare
To my billion dollar smile
Baby
So with your other nine cents
Go get a coke and a frown
Boo

Monday, December 9, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5
Name: Mr. Playboy
Age: 29
Likes: Vulnerability 
Dislikes: Rejection
Victim Eligible: No