Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating

Name: Mr. Online Dating  Age: N/A

Likes: N/A

Dislikes: N/A

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Do not listen to your girls

Sentence:  Use at will

The Blind Date was successful

My girls thought I should take it up a notch

Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date

Name: Mr. Blind Date Age: 36

Likes: Confident women

Dislikes: Passive aggressive women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date

Sentence:  Second Date

So I’ve been single for a minute

The girls persuade me to go on a blind date

Dating Prison #6 – Mr. Ex

Name: Mr. Ex Age: 34

Likes: Having his cake and eating it too

Dislikes: Commitment

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Trifling

Sentence:  3 years in rehab

F**k You I’m Me#4 - I spit PAIN!

I spit pain effortlessly                                                     

Not for sympathetic apologies

I just want to express myself

Openly and honestly

Touch at least one soul

Through faith

God

You bestowed in my testimony

Give a reason for every season

That I never lived

Instead of fighting the breeze

Accepting the different temperatures

That bullsh!t breathes

Faithfully

Racking up leafy-leaves

That fell upon me

The sun shine its brightest

On the best days

F**k You I'm Me#2 – Fake B!tches

I'll pencil your a$$ in                                          

Erase your a$$ out

Watch how my name

Comes out your f**king mouth

I don't write the games

I just play them

Ni$$as think they winning

Hell

Three hands ago

I was three steps ahead of them

Benefit of doubt

Will leave you

Doubtful benefits

No currency to get at this

So now what

You sell your soul

The lies unfold

The truth unsold

Your gangster aint bold