Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date

Name: Mr. Blind Date Age: 36

Likes: Confident women

Dislikes: Passive aggressive women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date

Sentence:  Second Date

So I’ve been single for a minute

The girls persuade me to go on a blind date

Immediately I was not up for the challenge

However my girls know me the best

They flipped the script implying that I was scared

That’s not the case therefore I accepted the challenge

The idea of a blind date is horrifying

Let’s be honest statically it’s not the best experience

I knew my girls had my back so I let them proceed

I let them chose the person that would be my date for the night

All I was given was a first name, date, time, and place

Three days later I was told by my girls tonight 8pm at Carolina Grill

His name is Shawn and he is looking forward to meeting you

I just got off work which I only had time to get ready on be on the way

As I’m driving to my destination my mind begins to wonder

I finally get there and he is nowhere to be found

I asked the host if someone was looking for Mz-AM

The host stated no and as I was turning around

A guy comes up to me and asks if I was Mz-AM

Before I could utter the words no

I knew I was going to kill my girls for this

Shawn was 5’10 and about 175 pounds

He was missing 3 teeth in the front of his mouth

He had two children with him

He was wearing a long t-shirt with sagging jeans

That were clearly too big for him

Then a woman came with a car seat and the third child

Stated enjoy your date

Then my mouth utter the words I’m sorry

You have the wrong person and I walked out

Now I’m literally at my destination and I stopped wondering

As I’m getting out of the car a guy comes up to me and ask

Are you Mz-AM?

I stated yes sir I am

He closed my door behind me and gave me five roses

I smiled and said thank you why five roses

He stated your friend stated your favorite number is five

I jokingly asked by any chance will three children pop up at our date

He laughed and stated no I’m single with no kids

Why do you ask?

I told him I would explain over dinner

We both laughed and enjoyed dinner

He was a perfect gentleman and everything I didn’t wonder

I’m looking forward to date number two

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