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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Popular Poems - Situations: Terminated

Ex Employee: Mz-AM where did we go wrong? 

Mz-AM: Really, do I need to answer that question?

Ex Employee: Yes, please be honest with me!

Mz-AM: You want the truth but in all honesty you can’t handle it. What kind of man let a Queen slip through his fingers? Do nothing to stop the process of slowly departing? Instead sit back and relax on the fact that I would not leave! Dude please, wake the fuck up and stop daydreaming!

Monday, January 9, 2012

Popular Poems - Crown Certified

As I lay here in my bed at 9:34pm on January 09, 2012   
I will answer a question I've asked myself
Who is C. N. Y.?
So I give you complete honesty
A handful of individuals can truly speak of the woman I've become
75% of individuals have absolutely no idea who the fuck I am
However assumptions are contagious and deadly once addressed with facts
50% of individuals I connect with verbally
Let’s be clear I've always had a mouth piece
I handle it like a pistol firm but precisely
25% of individuals I bond with emotionally
Not because I'm emotionally detached
Nonetheless my heart has been to rehab more frequently
Compared to the worst drug addict

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Popular Poems - Stop Checking For ME!!!

If you got him                                                                     
Why you checking for me
I need you to check and see
If his heartbeat still has the same rhythm as yours
If not                              
I advise you to get a transfusion
Because his illusion
Is definitely not a conclusion
You both share
The picture is painted
However not understood
Abstract maybe
Tainted most definitely
Trying to prove a point
That's not worth proving

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Popular Poems - Top 20 Sex Edition: Men Do NOT

  1. Sweetheart if I'm not in a committed relationship with you please do not call me, Ill call 
    you when I want some dick.
  2. Sir do not eat my pussy then kiss me. I know my pussy is clean, but damn nigga go brush your teeth first. I do not eat pussy you do!
  3. Dude if you want some pussy and I'm sleep, please do not poke me in my sleep, just simply  awake me with a surrender entrance or a warm mouth piece. (Women like that shit)
  4. Youngster if you do not know how to eat pussy or fuck, try watching a porn, ask a friend, however by any means necessary get your dick game up before pounding the hell out of a woman.
  5. Little dick neggas for some women its not the size that matters (excluding me) its the fact if you can work that dick. Thus learn how to reach that g-spot and drive her ass crazy.
  6. Big dick niggas (hello) please note just because you're truly blessed that does not mean you know how to fuck. Thus riding you all night is not the biz, hell ladies want to get that ass turned out as well!