Simple B!tches: Top 20

You Simple B!tches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've started an organization to help y'all Simple B!tches. The organization first objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple B!TCH. The second objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to provide you with psychiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a therapist preventing you to not relapse. You can't define a Simple Bi!tch with one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you must meet one of the following:

The American Pie

Men I know how much you love that American Pie

Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it

However some ladies have shared entirely too much pie

Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue

Ladies pie is that dessert you serve

On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously,  or when you feel freaky

To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy, boyfriend, or boo

Because you know how much he deserves or need it

"I DO"

I Mz-AM take you

_____ ______ to be my husband

My partner in life

My one true love

You are God's greatest gift to me

My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing

I will value our friendship, marriage, and love

Every second, minute, and hour

Everyday, tomorrow, and forever

I will honor and trust you beyond belief

I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you

I will love you faithfully despite

The good, bad, and ugly

No matter the obstacle I will be there

Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____! (If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks)

Yes I'm an attention whore

For those of you that do not understand

Please let me define

"Attention Whore" 

Attention whores are persons (like me)

Who crave attention to such extent

That they will do anything

YES ANYTHING to receive it

The type of attention

Negative or Positive does not matter

See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside

And clearly fucked up on the inside

F**k You I’m Me #3 - Looking A$$ B!tches

I promise I try to be a lady                                

When dealing with bull sh!t

But it’s always that simple b!tch

Wondering what I’m doing

Keeping tabs on my clit

When she need to be

Worried about her  🍆

And how he's fantasizing

About licking between my lips

Now don’t get me wrong

I’m not that type of chick

Trust what I got its legit

So she says

Who am I to say

F**k You I’m ME

Who am I not to care

What others think

I can’t defend you BOO BOO

I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes!

This is the realist shit

I could EVER write about you

Excluding your obituary

I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes

I can agree its been fucked up since the start

On both parts

I mean you were born into this world

With no chance of the American Dream

Missing You

Its the power of commitment

That makes me lose my mind

Craving the look in your eyes

While you fall in love with me

Over and over again

Damn boo

I'm missing you

Love Drops by: Mz-AM and BobbyThePoet

Its moments like this    

....I wish

Love drops would fall

I don't mind to get wet

Let each drop

Touch me

Protect me

Cover me

Take over my entire body

I will not take shield

I will embrace it

Roll around

Play with it

Inhale like a fein

Straight face it

I wanna taste it

Just one more time

Hell its worth the try

What Are You Talking About? (Part 2) By: Manifested feat. Mz-AM

*****Disclaimer: The following poem is a poetic argument between a husband and wife. Manifested and Mz-AM are just playing characters. No poet was harmed during the creation of this poem.*****

                                      

What are you talking about?

You use to be mind blowing, now you just make me wanna blow my brains out.

What are you talking about?

Your voice use to be the rhythm of which my ear drum would beat,

Now your voice sounds like a war cry, got me surrendering and running in retreat.

What are you talking about?

Cause the language you speaking I just don’t understand,

Need I remind you im not your child, Or did you forget im your man.

What are you talking about?

I used to miss you even when you were just in the other room,

Now I no longer desire to be in your presence, the love I once had is now consumed.

Or should I say confused, I have tried to make peace with you, but you refuse…

To make amends, let bygones be  bygones,

I wont the madness to stop, but you keep pushing me on and on.

Call Before You Cum (Rated R - Real)

Baby                                                                             

Call before you come 

I'll get it wet

Call before you come

Never forget

Call before you come

This here is lethal

Call before you come

I'll have you in a fetal

Position

Baby if you don't call

How do I know when you're Cuming

Tell me

What does it take

Wait

Let me guess

The Forward Flex

I know how you like to take charge

The Steakhouse

Yo                                                                                                         

I need some meat

Not that 6oz they try to serve me at Outback

And it's overpriced

I'll take a ribeye

More like 16oz

Yea that's worth it

Perfect price

Don't give me a sirloin

I'll feel like

I've been cheated

You know

Too slim

Not thick enough

Its clearly a 5oz but your telling its a 10oz

The size overall

Unsuccessful

The satisfaction I'm requesting

By the look of things

Mission NOT completed

Give me what I need

I need some meat

A T-Bone