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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Popular Poems - Simple Bitches: Top 20

You simple Bitches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've started an organization to help y'all simple BitchesThe organization first objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple BITCH. 

The second objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to provide you with psychiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a therapist preventing you to not relapse. 

You can't define a Simple Bitches with one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you must meet one of the following:

  1.  A woman that goes through her man's phone to confront females he's cheating on her with is a simple bitch! (Confront that negga)
  2. A woman that is threaten by you due to her insecurities, however when by herself  she's quiet, but once her hype girls come around she's mouth almighty, clearly not directly...simple bitch. (She's a fake bitch as well)
  3. A woman that states you're her friend but will sleep with your man then apologize...yep simple bitch! (Grimmy trifling bitch as well)
  4. A women that will smile in your face and talk cash shit behind your back is a simple bitch!
  5. A woman that will belittle  you to everyone, to the extent everything she states is false, however will speak to you when she's in your presence and gives you a compliment is a simple bitch!

Friday, December 16, 2011

Popular Poems - The American Pie

Men I know how much you love that American Pie!           
Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it, however some ladies have shared entirely too much pie. Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue. Ladies pie is that dessert you serve On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously,  or when you feel freaky.
To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy, boyfriend or boo's because you know how much he deserves or need it.

Pie is sweet an everlasting impression it takes time, dedication, and effort to get it right
Thus the reason you can't share your American Pie with just anyone
Men you must select your pie according to your liking
Ladies you must serve your pie according to your liking
However both parties must understand there are several different types of pie
Please let me break this down for you in the following area's:

Define Pie?

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Popular Poems - "I DO"

I Mz-AM take you                                                                
_____ ______ to be my husband
My partner in life
My one true love
You are God's greatest gift to me
My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing
I will value our friendship, marriage, and love
Every second, minute, and hour
Everyday, tomorrow, and forever
I will honor and trust you beyond belief
I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you
I will love you faithfully despite
The good, bad, and ugly
No matter the obstacle I will be there

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Popular Poems - Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____!                                
(If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks) 

Yes I'm an attention whore
For those of you that do not understand
Please let me define
"Attention Whore" 
Attention whores are persons (like me)
Who crave attention to such extent
That they will do anything
YES ANYTHING to receive it
The type of attention
Negative or Positive does not matter
See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside

Monday, November 7, 2011

Fuck You I’m Me #3 - Looking ASS Bitches

I promise I try to be a lady                                
When dealing with bull shit
But it’s always that simple bitch
Wondering what I’m doing
Keeping tabs on my clit
When she need to be
Worried about her dick
And how he's fantasizing
About licking between my lips
Now don’t get me wrong
I’m not that type of chick
Trust what I got its legit

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Popular Poems - I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes!

This is the realist shit                                                     
I could EVER write about you
Excluding your obituary
I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes
I can agree its been fucked up since the start
On both parts
I mean you were born into this world
With no chance of the American Dream
Lets keep it real
Your soul was traded for a monthly check
Your flesh was traded for deliberate wrecks 
Your voice was traded for dollars that made NO SENSE
Your self-esteem was traded a coke, sniff, and smile

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Popular Poems - Missing You!

Its the power of commitment  
That makes me lose my mind
Craving the look in your eyes
While you fall in love with me
Over and over again
Damn boo
I'm missing you
A piece of me is missing while your gone
I reminisce on moments of intimacy
Remember
When are heartbeats came together like a melody
So sweet
When you made love to me

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Popular Poems - Call Before You Cum (Rated R - Real)

Baby                                                                             
Call before you come 
I'll get it wet
Call before you come
Never forget
Call before you come
This here is lethal
Call before you come
I'll have you in a fetal
Position
Baby if you don't call
How do I know when you're Cuming

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Popular Poems - The Steakhouse

Yo                                                                                                         
I need some meat
Not that 6oz they try to serve me at Outback
And it's overpriced
I'll take a ribeye
More like 16oz
Yea that's worth it
Perfect price
Don't give me a sirloin
I'll feel like
I've been cheated
You know
Too slim
Not thick enough