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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line
So sad
It’s a contract boo
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
If you wasn't ready boo
You should have never came through
Get down on one knee
Ask me to marry you
Now you’re on the other side of the table
Asking for half with your trifling ass
I’ll give you half
You give me half
Let’s call it even my dude
Stop crying to the lawyer
It’s obvious you did not read
The fine print
This means
I win
You lose
Take your own advice
For once in your life
Remember its business baby
At least that’s what you preached to me
Actually it’s a Business Deal
I just happen to have the footage
That proves you broke the contract
I’m being civilized  
What’s the problem?
You said
You want her
Your wish is my command
So go ahead and sign the damn
Papers already
Sign right there on the dotted line
No more time wasted
Just think about those happy moments
When you were with her
Remember the Business Deals
The reason why you came home late
No sex
The reason why you never spent time with the kids
I got no rest
The reason why you missed family vacation
Family reunions, anniversaries, holidays, and events
Through it all
I managed to stand on my own two feet
So don’t sleep
The only Business Deal that went wrong
All is fair in Business Deals
The contract is fair
You’re walking away with
What you came into the marriage with
NOTHING…
Sign the dotted line please!
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
If not I will have no other choice
But to show our lawyers
This footage I have of you sleeping with
Tiffany, Mary, Keisha, Amber, Tasha, Jennifer, Bobby, and James
Yea my dude I know
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
You secret is safe with me
Just sign the dotted line please!
Save our kids the embarrassment

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