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Saturday, August 31, 2013

They be like

GDI’s be like:
No the fuck she didn't?
Wait…is she a dyke now?

Me:
Yes the fuck I did (chuckle)
I'm not my hair
So yeah
You can't run through it
Did she really do that?
Is this real?
Did someone Photoshop?
Pump your breaks dear
Hell yea
You're in the wrong Lane
Car
Speed limit
City
State and zip code
Stuck on the side of the road
Beware
I’m not my hair

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line
So sad
It’s a contract boo
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
If you wasn't ready boo
You should have never came through
Get down on one knee
Ask me to marry you

Saturday, August 17, 2013

30 and 1st Amendment

You damn right
I’m 30 and...
I have the right
To say what the fuck I want
Damn it
Yes sir and ma'am
This is NOT pg. 13


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Thursday, August 8, 2013

My Shorty - Popular Poems

She'll have her first billion 
By 40
She’s not your typically
Not your normal shorty
Fuck your money and that 2020 Mercedes Benz
Shorty got true talents
She ain't worried about that materialist shit
Her grind makes her pussy wet
Your dick is attracted to it
A fucking fiesta
Punta’s under her umbrella
No matter how real she maybe
You simple creatures
Don't get it
She’s one of a kind
Made specially order to perfection
In god's eyes
Also to whom that is important
Or perhaps
Someone whom she’s supposed to reach