Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating

Name: Mr. Online Dating  Age: N/A

Likes: N/A

Dislikes: N/A

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Do not listen to your girls

Sentence:  Use at will

The Blind Date was successful

My girls thought I should take it up a notch

Dating Prison # 7- Mr. Blind Date

Name: Mr. Blind Date Age: 36

Likes: Confident women

Dislikes: Passive aggressive women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date

Sentence:  Second Date

So I’ve been single for a minute

The girls persuade me to go on a blind date

Dating Prison #6 - Mr. Ex

Name: Mr. Ex Age: 34

Likes: Having his cake and eating it too

Dislikes: Commitment

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Trifling

Sentence:  3 years in rehab

Fuck You I’m Me#4 - I spit PAIN!

I spit pain effortlessly                                                     

Not for sympathetic apologies

I just want to express myself

Openly and honestly

Touch at least one soul

Through faith

God

You bestowed in my testimony

Give a reason for every season

That I never lived

Instead of fighting the breeze

Accepting the different temperatures

That bullshit breathes

Fuck You I'm Me#2 – Fake Bitches

I'll pencil your ass in                                          

Erase your ass out

Watch how my name

Comes out your fucking mouth

I don't write the games

I just play them

Ninjas think they winning

Hell

Three hands ago

I was three steps ahead of them

Benefit of doubt

Will leave you

Doubtful benefits

No currency to get at this

Popular Poems - Give Me My Pu$$y Back

I cannot accept the fact that                                  

You dick down niggas on the low

Portraying a honest husband

Working hard always on the go

But when it’s time to make this pussy rhyme

You want to sleep and all of a sudden

I’m hard to please

Nigga please

Really nigga please

I can’t believe you suck D’s

Your name dick and suck

All in one sentence

Got me fucked up