Name: Mr. Online Dating Age: N/A
Likes: N/A
Dislikes: N/A
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Do not listen to your
girls
Sentence: Use at will
The Blind Date was successful
They persuaded me to try
online dating
At first I was like HELL NO
I’ve saw plenty of episodes
of catfish
I’m not crazy but there are
crazy people in the world
However my curiosity said
Hell let see what’s out there
Instantly after setting up my
profile
I literally have
approximately 50 messages in 5 minutes
For most ladies they would be
happy
For me that’s a lot of
investigating
There is no point in conversing
with someone
If you have nothing in common
Which makes the process of
elimination easier?
I’ve set my standards and
deal breakers
I’m ready to get started
Within 10 minutes I was down
to 18 victims
How is this so?
Please let me explain
The profile picture is what
you notice first
If the picture background is
dirty, pertains drugs, no shirts or gang signs
He’s disqualified
If the picture contains
sexual features, stacks of money, strippers or illegal activity
He’s disqualified
Moving on to the occupation
if it states the following, He’s disqualified:
1. I get Money
2. I make it rain
3. Me
4. Traveler
5. I take care of people
After deleting those victims
I’m left with 18
As new messages begin to pour
in
No worries ignore those for a
moment
Its best practice to complete
the current task first
Moving on to the basic
information such as Age, Ethnicity, Education & Appearance
9 victims’ left
Moving on to review intent,
first date information, details, interest
5 victims left
Moving on to the deal
breakers such as Do you do drug or drink?
Are you single or currently dating?
3 victims left
Do you have a car? Do you
have pets?
2 victims left
Are you sexually active?
0 victim left
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