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Friday, September 21, 2012

"Dear Men" By: She’s Crazii

Dear Men,

First let me state my disclaimer
I’m speaking on behalf of different people
Situations, opinions, and realistic shit that happens everyday
My job is to clarify something's
Address issues and provide solutions
So…
Let’s talk about sex!
Well more like boundaries when it comes to sex
The approach with different types of sexual relationships
Every man’s topic of conversation or thought at some point of the day
In life there are boundaries no matter the situation
For example:
If you’re tardy from work beyond the policy guidelines
First you will be warned ***WARNING***
If you continue to be tardy
You will be terminated
Policies are implemented to maintain order
Example #2:
If you call out of work beyond the policy guidelines
First you will be warned ***WARNING***
If you continue to call out from work
You will be terminated
AGAIN
Policies are implemented to maintain order
Example #3:
If you apply for a temporary position
Receive the position and do not follow the guidelines
You will be terminated
Now, let’s get back to the overall point
In life there are boundaries no matter the situation
When dealing with women we have boundaries as well

For example below are 6 different women:
  1. The Jump-Off – She has prioritized boundaries however she deals with men per her preference
  2. The Slut Bucket – She has NO boundaries!
  3. Ms. Morals – She has boundaries, values, morals, and demand respect
  4. The cheater – She has boundaries however there are exceptions because she cheats
  5. The single lady – She has boundaries however whomever she wants to deal with depends on her preference
  6. The Committer – She has boundaries – No attempt necessary because you will be rejected
It’s absolutely true that sometimes women just need a quick fix
For the lack of words
With that said please find out first what type of woman you‘re approaching
Find out her intention/motives
Then make your attempt based off her response
Please under NO circumstance attempt to approach a woman
Without knowing her boundaries
Now, how does this help you
You can eliminate possible rejection
You will realize if that women has standards
You will be able to identify what type of women you’re seeking
You will be able have REAL female friends
Your intentions might be the same as the female
Now, how will this harm you
If you do not follow my suggestions
You can be a victim of a woman scorned
You can become a part of a misleading situation
You could possibly end up in jail
You could end up with an unexpected child
By a woman you did not want to bare your children
The list can go on and on for days
As I stated earlier
My job is to clarify something’s
Address issues and provide solutions
If you have any comments or concerns
Please feel free to leave a comment and we can discuss

~She’s Crazii~

Copyright 2012






2 comments:

  1. Not provactively insane, but serious advice to ponder on. Hope to see you on Poetry Slam at Tubman Theater during HC. Good job

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  2. LOL...thanks Cynt....I plan to be there...so we will see.

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