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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Simple Bitches: Top 20

You Simple Bitches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've started an organization to help y'all Simple Bitches. The organization first objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple BITCH. The second objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to provide you with physiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a therapist preventing you to not relapse. You can't define a Simple Bitch with one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you must meet one of the following:


  1.  A woman that goes through her man's phone to confront females he's cheating on her with is a simple bitch! (Confront that nigga)
  2. A woman that is threaten by you due to her insecurities, however when by herself  she's quiet, but once her hype girls come around she's mouth almighty, clearly not directly...simple bitch. (She's a fake bitch as well)
  3. A woman that states you're her friend but will sleep with your man then apologize...yep simple bitch! (Grimme trifling bitch as well)
  4. A women that will smile in your face and talk cash shit behind your back is a simple bitch!
  5. A woman that will belittle  you to everyone, to the extent everything she states is false, however will speak to you when she's in your presence and gives you a compliment is a simple bitch!
  6. A woman that walks around with an attitude for NO reason simply because she is unhappy with her life & choose not to do anything about is a simple bitch! (Step your life game up chick)
  7. A woman that settles for a dude, a couple of dollars, whack ass sex,  a smile, and unrealistic promises is a simple bitch! (Dumb ass)
  8. A woman that stares you down for any reason and can't justify it is a simple bitch!
  9. A woman that will judge you first and ask questions last is a simple bitch.
  10. A woman that does not mind settling is a simple bitch!
  11. A woman that will sell her soul for flesh needs, addictive things, materialistic bling, and that good ole devilish green is a simple bitch! (Ching, Ching Simple Bitch )
  12. A woman that you go out of your way for and is still ungrateful is a simple bitch!
  13. A woman that literally throws herself at men is a simple bitch!
  14. A woman that will put her business out in the streets then get mad when people talk about it is a simple bitch!
  15. A woman that goes from person to person gossiping about people to gain attention is a simple bitch!
  16. A woman that goes out every night to the club of some sort  and know she has responsibilities at home and don't care is a simple! (Take you're simple ass home)
  17. A woman that let their children walk around looking reckless but they have every designer outfit on is a SUPER simple bitch! (Get your life to together hoe)
  18. A woman that does not mind walking around with chipped or nails missing is a simple bitch! (Damn bitch its only $3.00 for a repair or take them OFF)
  19. A woman that will put her life on hold for a NO GOOD dude is a simple bitch! (Where the fuck do they do that at???)
  20. A woman that is MAD right now reading this poem is a SIMPLE BITCH! (Get over it, I don't GIVE A FUCK)
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2 comments:

Thanks for the support!