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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____! (If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks)
Yes I'm an attention whore
For those of you that do not understand
Please let me define
"Attention Whore" 
Attention whores are persons (like me)
Who crave attention to such extent
That they will do anything
YES ANYTHING to receive it
The type of attention
Negative or Positive does not matter
See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside
And clearly fucked up on the inside
But for the most part I got everyone fooled
Excluding those REAL bitches
They figure me out ten miles away
I work my ass off every day to get beneath their skin
Hell I like attention
I got to have it
I work hard for it
The REAL bitches got it easy
They'll just smile
Have simple conversation
Be honest and genuine
Meanwhile I got to lie, cheat, hell even make people feel sorry for me
I promise REAL bitches got it easy
Hell craving attention is a job within its self
Please let me explain for those that maybe interested
In order to conquer the title as an "Attention Whore"
You must become an expertise
You must pass the "Whore Test" first

It’s simple if you can answer yes to the following questions:

You will be an attention whore in NO TIME
  • Are you willing to sleep with EVERYONE? (No discrimination)
  • Are you willing to sleep with someone for something in exchange? (Mainly cash)
  • Do your family and friends state you have NO morals or self-respect?
  • Do you have low self-esteem?
You have successfully passed the "Whore Test" Please continue to the next step:

You must now past the "Attention Test"

It’s simple if you can answer yes to the following questions:

You will be an "Attention Whore" in NO TIME
  • Are you uncomfortable in situations in which you're not the center of attention?
  • Do you interaction with others as often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior? 
  • Do you display rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions? 
  • Do you consistently use physical appearance to draw attention to self? 
  • Do you have a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail? 
  • Do you show self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion? 
  • Are you suggestible easily influenced by others or circumstances? 
  • Do you consider relationships to be more intimate than they actually are? 
You have successfully passed the "Attention Test" Please continue to the perks:

The perks of becoming an attention whore are AWESOME
  • You will never have a REAL friend
  • You will display your personal information to everyone
  • Your best friends will be Facebook, Twitter, and all social networks.
  • You will be able to post naked pictures of yourself everywhere
  • You will be the talk of the town
  • You will steal other women's men
  • You will steal other men's women
  • You will never get married
  • You will have 3+ children or none at all
  • You will have nicknames such as bitch, Hoe, Slut, Jump-Off, & etc.
  • You will be a platinum member of Strip clubs
  • You will be an active member of welfare
  • You will incur all types of sexual transmitted diseases
  • You will be an active member of drugs or alcohol (maybe both)
Ladies trust me its hard work but you can do it
I did and I'm 100% happy with my choice
Attention whores are the only persons that can keep those REAL bitches in check
If you're interested please sign your name below and remember to get approved by another "Attention Whore" in order to become a member.

Disclaimer: You must meet all or 75% of the requirements stated above.



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