Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it
However some ladies have shared entirely too much pie
Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue
Ladies pie is that dessert you serve
On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously, or when you feel freaky
To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy, boyfriend, or boo
Pie is sweet an everlasting impression it takes time, dedication, and effort to get it right
Thus the reason you can't share your American Pie with just anyone
Men you must select your pie according to your liking
Ladies you must serve your pie according to your liking
However both parties must understand there are several different types of pie
Please let me break this down for you in the following area's:
Pie is a baked dish which is usually made of pastry dough that covers completely, its contains a filling of various sweet or savory ingredients. However pies are defined by there crust:
A filled pie also known as a single crust pie or bottom crust has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry , but left open.
A top crust pie which also maybe called a cobbler has filling in the bottom of the dish & the filling covered with a pastry or other covering before baking.
A two crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.
Flakey pastry is a typical land of pastry used for pie crust, but many things can be used, including baking powder, biscuits, mashed potatoes, & crumbs.
Pies can be a variety of sizes ranging from bite size to one designed for multiple servings.
Now that you have the understanding of pies let me break it down in laymen's terms:
Pie is just like pussy, it can be great or bad
If a lady has great pie she knows what she's doing (Great baker)
If a lady has bad pie she has NO IDEA what she's doing (Non-baker)
A filled pie - A lady that like men and women.
A top crust pie - A lady that loves multiple men at one time.
Two crust pie - A lady that only desires one man.
Flaky pastry - A lady that is a prostitute.
Now ladies before you decide to give your pie to someone, please first identify the pie your serving and accept it.
Now men before you eat a piece of pie, please be aware of the type of pie your requesting.