Popular Poems - Simple Bitches: Top 20

You simple Bitches get on my nerves. Here's a hint get some class & then maybe someone will won't your ass. Due to the epidemic I've started an organization to help y'all simple Bitches. The organization first objective is for you to recognize that YOU'RE a Simple BITCH. 

The second objective is to revamp your piss poor qualities, and the third objective is to provide you with psychiatric help in the form of weekly meetings with a therapist preventing you to not relapse. 

You can't define a Simple Bitches with one word thus I'll use examples. In order for you to qualify for membership you must meet one of the following:

1.  A woman that goes through her man's phone to confront females he's cheating on her with is a simple bitch! (Confront that negga)
2. A woman that is threaten by you due to her insecurities, however when by herself  she's quiet, but once her hype girls come around she's mouth almighty, clearly not directly...simple bitch. (She's a fake bitch as well)
3. A woman that states you're her friend but will sleep with your man then apologize...yep simple bitch! (Grimmy trifling bitch as well)
4. A women that will smile in your face and talk cash shit behind your back is a simple bitch!
5. A woman that will belittle  you to everyone, to the extent everything she states is false, however will speak to you when she's in your presence and gives you a compliment is a simple bitch!

Popular Poems - The American Pie

Men I know how much you love that American Pie!           

Ladies I know how much you love to provide men with it, however some ladies have shared entirely too much pie. Which leaves Mz-AM to address the issue. Ladies pie is that dessert you serve On holidays, special occasions, anniversaries, spontaneously,  or when you feel freaky.

To put a smile on the face of a spouse, husband, baby daddy, boyfriend or boo's because you know how much he deserves or need it.

Pie is sweet an everlasting impression it takes time, dedication, and effort to get it right

Thus the reason you can't share your American Pie with just anyone

Men you must select your pie according to your liking

Ladies you must serve your pie according to your liking

However both parties must understand there are several different types of pie

Please let me break this down for you in the following area's:

Define Pie?

Popular Poems - "I DO"

I Mz-AM take you                                                                

_____ ______ to be my husband

My partner in life

My one true love

You are God's greatest gift to me

My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing

I will value our friendship, marriage, and love

Every second, minute, and hour

Everyday, tomorrow, and forever

I will honor and trust you beyond belief

I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you

I will love you faithfully despite

The good, bad, and ugly

No matter the obstacle I will be there

Popular Poems - Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____!                                

(If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks) 

Yes I'm an attention whore

For those of you that do not understand

Please let me define

"Attention Whore" 

Attention whores are persons (like me)

Who crave attention to such extent

That they will do anything

YES ANYTHING to receive it

The type of attention

Negative or Positive does not matter

See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside