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Monday, October 28, 2013

Dating Prison – Mr. Fraudulent #1

Name: Mr. Fraudulent Age: 38
Likes: Younger women
Dislikes: Older women
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Fraud

Friday, September 20, 2013

Family First

I hear these two words often
Family First
Do you truly put your Family First?
I'm not discrediting those that actually exemplify Family First
The definition of Family is a group consisting of children and parents under the same household
Descendants of a common ancestor
Such as family tree and bloodline
The definition of First is coming before all others in time or order
Such as earliest and 1st
Position, rank, and importance
Now I'll ask the question again
Do you truly put Family First?

Saturday, August 31, 2013

They be like

GDI’s be like:
No the fuck she didn't?
Wait…is she a dyke now?

Yes the fuck I did (chuckle)
I'm not my hair
So yeah
You can't run through it
Did she really do that?
Is this real?
Did someone Photoshop?
Pump your breaks dear
Hell yea
You're in the wrong Lane
Speed limit
State and zip code
Stuck on the side of the road
I’m not my hair

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line
So sad
It’s a contract boo
Actually it’s a Business Deal
You’ll have to sign that same dotted line
In order to discontinue the truth
If you wasn't ready boo
You should have never came through
Get down on one knee
Ask me to marry you

Saturday, August 17, 2013

30 and 1st Amendment

You damn right
I’m 30 and...
I have the right
To say what the fuck I want
Damn it
Yes sir and ma'am
This is NOT pg. 13