"I DO"

I Mz-AM take you

_____ ______ to be my husband

My partner in life

My one true love

You are God's greatest gift to me

My hope, my joy, my everlasting blessing

I will value our friendship, marriage, and love

Every second, minute, and hour

Everyday, tomorrow, and forever

I will honor and trust you beyond belief

I will laugh, cry, fight, and pray with you

I will love you faithfully despite

The good, bad, and ugly

No matter the obstacle I will be there

Attention Whore (Application)

Hello my name is _____ _____! (If applies, please fill in YOUR name in the blanks)

Yes I'm an attention whore

For those of you that do not understand

Please let me define

"Attention Whore" 

Attention whores are persons (like me)

Who crave attention to such extent

That they will do anything

YES ANYTHING to receive it

The type of attention

Negative or Positive does not matter

See I'm that type of chick that's beautiful on the outside

And clearly fucked up on the inside

F**k You I’m Me #3 - Looking A$$ B!tches

I promise I try to be a lady                                

When dealing with bull sh!t

But it’s always that simple b!tch

Wondering what I’m doing

Keeping tabs on my clit

When she need to be

Worried about her  🍆

And how he's fantasizing

About licking between my lips

Now don’t get me wrong

I’m not that type of chick

Trust what I got its legit

So she says

Who am I to say

F**k You I’m ME

Who am I not to care

What others think

I can’t defend you BOO BOO

I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes!

This is the realist shit

I could EVER write about you

Excluding your obituary

I Love You but I Can't Stand You Sometimes

I can agree its been fucked up since the start

On both parts

I mean you were born into this world

With no chance of the American Dream

Missing You

Its the power of commitment

That makes me lose my mind

Craving the look in your eyes

While you fall in love with me

Over and over again

Damn boo

I'm missing you