You can't Break Me! #2

S/O to You blood sucking                                                            

Demonic creatures

Savage trifling mother fuckers

My homie jones told me

Get that shit off your chest

Let them chips falls

Never drop the ball

And if you do

Make sure you call the referee

To wipe it off

Dating Prison #10 – Mr. Catfish

Name: Mr. Catfish
Age: 40
Likes: Women
Dislikes: Men
Victim Eligible: HELL No
Charge: Gender Falsification
Sentence:  Indefinite
After meeting Mr. FBC

Dating Prison #9 – Mr. Facebook Creeping

Name: Mr. Facebook Creeping Age: 36

Likes: Single women

Dislikes: Women w/ children

Victim Eligible: No

Charge:  (3 counts of) Dishonesty & (3 counts of) Disloyalty

Sentence:  Divorce per wife, Sex Arrest (Rehab) for 2 years, and Counseling

Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating

Name: Mr. Online Dating  Age: N/A

Likes: N/A

Dislikes: N/A

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Do not listen to your girls

Sentence:  Use at will

The Blind Date was successful

My girls thought I should take it up a notch

Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date

Name: Mr. Blind Date Age: 36

Likes: Confident women

Dislikes: Passive aggressive women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date

Sentence:  Second Date

So I’ve been single for a minute

The girls persuade me to go on a blind date