Name: Mr. Catfish
Age: 40
Likes: Women
Dislikes: Men
Victim Eligible: HELL No
Charge: Gender Falsification
Sentence: Indefinite
After meeting Mr. FBC
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Friday, May 30, 2014
Dating Prison #9 – Mr. Facebook Creeping
Name: Mr. Facebook Creeping Age: 36
Likes: Single women
Dislikes: Women w/ children
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: (3 counts of) Dishonesty & (3 counts of)
Disloyalty
Sentence: Divorce per wife, Sex Arrest (Rehab) for 2 years, and
Counseling
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Dating Prison,
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Friday, May 16, 2014
Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating
Likes: N/A
Dislikes: N/A
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Do not listen to your
girls
Sentence: Use at will
The Blind Date was successful
My girls thought I should
take it up a notch
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2014,
Dating Prison,
Poetry,
Series
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date
Likes: Confident women
Dislikes: Passive aggressive women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date
Sentence: Second Date
So I’ve been single for a minute
The girls persuade me to go on a blind date
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2014,
Dating Prison,
Poetry,
Series
Monday, April 28, 2014
Dating Prison #6 – Mr. Ex
Likes: Having his cake and eating it too
Dislikes: Commitment
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Trifling
Sentence: 3 years in rehab
Labels:
2014,
Dating Prison,
Poetry,
Series
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