Name: Mr. Catfish
Age: 40
Likes: Women
Dislikes: Men
Victim Eligible: HELL No
Charge: Gender Falsification
Sentence: Indefinite
After meeting Mr. FBC
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Friday, June 6, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
Dating Prison #9 – Mr. Facebook Creeping
Friday, May 16, 2014
Dating Prison #8 - Online Dating
Likes: N/A
Dislikes: N/A
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Do not listen to your
girls
Sentence: Use at will
The Blind Date was successful
My girls thought I should
take it up a notch
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Dating Prison # 7– Mr. Blind Date
Likes: Confident women
Dislikes: Passive aggressive women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: The Perfect Disaster Date
Sentence: Second Date
So I’ve been single for a minute
The girls persuade me to go on a blind date
Monday, April 28, 2014
Dating Prison #6 – Mr. Ex
Likes: Having his cake and eating it too
Dislikes: Commitment
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Trifling
Sentence: 3 years in rehab
Monday, December 9, 2013
Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5
Name: Mr. Playboy
Age: 29
Likes: Vulnerability
Dislikes: Rejection
Victim Eligible: No
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Dating Prison – Mr. Youngster #4
Age: 25
Likes: Women like his mother
Dislikes: Height jokes
Victim Eligible: Pending review - Maturity
Charge: Stalker Qualities
Monday, November 11, 2013
Dating Prison – Mr. Creepy #3
Likes: Feisty women
Dislikes: Non-feisty women
Victim Eligible: Yes
Charge: Stare Crazy
Monday, November 4, 2013
Dating Prison – Mr. Liar #2
Likes: All women
Dislikes: Being committed to one
woman
Victim Eligible: No
Charge: Living a double life
Sentence: Life
Monday, October 28, 2013
Dating Prison – Mr. Fraudulent #1
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